Joke jokes
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a couple Mexicans getting stoned in a bush? Buches baked breans.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Your mom is fat.
Oooo, roasted!
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
1 + 1 = window.
Here's a joke... you.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.