Joke jokes
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
"Get off me homes."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.