Joke jokes
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the doctor's office. When he gets there, the doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the doc why? The doc said, "So I can examine you!"
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person? "What's bringing you down?"
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
The other says, "You wish!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLO dab on the haters - Jake Paul wreeeeecckkked.................... DABDABDABDBABABDBABDBABDBABDBDABDBsabBaDBAD,,,,,,,,,,five fo e the winners. KILL MATPAT, THE EARTH IS FLAT AND A DONUT
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”