Joke jokes
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
What's about 12 inches long, has a purple head, and can make women scream all night?
Cot death.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.