I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Joke Jokes
My dick.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Dark humor is a lot like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"