Joke jokes
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
You. You're the joke.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.