Joke jokes
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.