How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Joke Jokes
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.
Pacman 200 balls
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
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What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.