Joke jokes
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
"Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?"
"To the morgue."
"But I'm not dead yet!"
"But we're not there yet."
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄