Joke jokes
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?
They never get old.
*funny joke about dicks*
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Kyle's penis is small.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.