Jewish jokes

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?

They both avoid the showers at all times.

Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.

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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

Why?

What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?

He breaks his nose.

What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?

An Indian person is burnt after death.