Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Jewish Jokes
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
