Political discourse jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"


