Political discourse jokes

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

All of the sudden, if you're Republican, you're racist, and Communism is a symbol of freedom? What happened to the proud men our founding fathers were, damn it!

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.

Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."