Political discourse jokes

Leftist

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

Why do leftists strive for a literate population?

So people can understand their wall of text memes.

Woke

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

I hate "the woke" so much, I got mad when my mom said I "woke" up late for school.

Trump

Anonymous · 24 days ago

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Dick

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Politician

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Election

Anonymous · 5 years ago

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"

Republican

Anonymous · 1 year ago

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Glory Hole

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

View

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

America

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A political cartoon by Branco, published by Americans for Limited Government and Creators.com in 2019. The cartoon is divided into two panels. In the top panel, four caricatured women with distressed expressions are shown, each making a statement starting with "America stinks!". From left to right: one woman says "The Holocaust gives me a calming feeling"; another woman in a hijab says "Jewish money controls Congress"; a third woman says "US has concentration camps"; and a fourth Black woman with dreadlocks says "We don't need black faces that don't want to be a black voice." To the far right, a caricature of Donald Trump, with blond hair and a suit, states, "If you hate America, leave." In the bottom panel, the four women, looking enraged, are yelling in unison at the Trump caricature, "That's un-American, you racist!" The Trump caricature looks back with a slight frown.

Boy

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

4chan

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Emma Kennedy calling for users of 4chan and 8chan, specifically incels, to be added to a terror list, stating she doesn't care about their free speech. Below the tweet is a cartoon image of a woolly mammoth, followed by a forum post in green text: '>PRÖÖÖÖHH :DDD' and '>Oh fug :DD here comes the cabeman hunders :DDDD'. The image filename is visible as 'spurdmoth.jpg'.

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