Jesus

Jesus Jokes

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".

Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.