Pioneer jokes

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?