Pioneer jokes

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Priest

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.

Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.