Jealousy jokes
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.