Jealousy jokes

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Why was the emo jealous of the orange?

It came precut.

My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I got jealous when my phone dies.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"