Itself jokes
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.