Itself jokes
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.