Itself jokes
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What’s the difference between me and grass? Grass doesn’t cut itself.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
I wish my grass was emo, so then it could cut itself.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
How do you get your grass to cut itself?
Make it depressed.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.