it's jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?
Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!
Son: How did it taste?
Dad: Get out.
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
Why is it spicy?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.