it's jokes
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Good being
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.