it's jokes
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah