it's jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Why did the computer go to bed?
It needed to crash.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
"F*ck off! You won’t bring it back."