it's jokes
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why did Saturn have rings?
Because God liked it so he put a ring on it.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!