it's jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Yo mama's ass is so fat it has its own congressman.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"