it's jokes
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
Life with depression is like a cheeseburger.
It's not good without the cheese.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.