it's jokes
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
Look, it's the dead center of town!
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.