it's jokes
Knock knock!
Who is it?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock you.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."