it's jokes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."