it's jokes
Life’s not a game... but if it was, some people would still be stuck on the tutorial.
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
This is in a book I’m reading
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Isn't Barbie supposed to come with Ken?
Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken.
My friend went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog in a crate.
He said it was a Shitzoo!
How many Lawrence Welk fans does it take to change a light bulb?
"A one, and ah two."
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four—one to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.