it's jokes
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.