it's jokes
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.