it's jokes
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."