it's jokes
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.