it's jokes

Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.

Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

It's often said that people peaked in high school.

I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

It's a Italy day outside the fields.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

What's small and can't turn around in a hallway?

A baby with a javelin in its head!

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!