it's jokes
Back the halls with gasoline, la la la la la.
Light a match and watch it gleam, la la la la la.
My school is burnt into ashes, fa la la la la, la la la la.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Just do it.
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.