it's jokes
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.