it's jokes
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.