it's jokes
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It picks cotton.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.