it's jokes

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?

A blast from the past!

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it doesn't have a home button.

I made a website about orphans.

Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!