it's jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
I never knew this 😶
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!