it's jokes
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Why does an orphan only have a Samsung? Because it doesn't have a home button!
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?