it's jokes
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.
Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*
Dad: Babe, we need to talk.
Mom: Okay......
Dad: He's grounded.
Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.
Son: Am I getting a new daddy?
Mom: Soon honey, soon....
Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Why did the tomato go red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D