it's jokes
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Everybody does this
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.