it's jokes
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.