it's jokes
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Willy Wonka meme
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Q: Why did the orphan buy an iPhone X?
A: Because it has no home button.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.