it's jokes
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."