it's jokes

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?

5 dollar footlongs.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

What did a car say hi to?

It said hi to the school.

My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.