it's jokes
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
ITS SO TRUE ONG
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
This is a joke in itself.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.