it's jokes
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
This is a joke in itself.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.