it's jokes
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!