it's jokes
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
The ultimate speedrun
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.