it's jokes
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.