it's jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Covid-19 or Rona
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.