it's jokes

If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

It was right in the middle of 9/11.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.

Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.