it's jokes
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the roof of a Walmart, it lowered the prices.