it's jokes

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Why is 10 scared?

Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.

Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?

God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.