it's jokes
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Just me...
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.