it's jokes

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

Why do some people hate camping?

It's in tents.

Orphans have it lucky.

When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."

When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"

Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.

What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?

Panera fed.

Credit to RogueRobot for this one:

What does Panera sleep in?

Panera bed.

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?

Panera said.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.

Why did the flamingo cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

I rate it 9/11.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.