it's jokes
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.