it's jokes
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.
The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.
In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.
What time is it when you get home?
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!