it's jokes

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

Why did the nut go to the bank?

To cashew its check.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, because they just cry in the darkness.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

What is the most annoying thing your parents say to you, and what is the dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you?

The most annoying thing your parents can say: "Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!" No, you can't have any dessert until you finish your dinner. (See how annoying that is!)

The dumbest thing someone can say that annoys you: "Why is your name Crayla? Why is your last name Goldburg? Is it like a gold bird!" (That is really annoying if you ask me!)

Thanks for reading this...bye!

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.

His neighbor asked Hodja,

"Do you have some forty-year-old vinegar?"

"I have," answered Hodja.

"Would you give me some? I need it to prepare a medication," said the man.

"No, I won't," replied Hodja. "If I had given some to everybody who asked for it, would I have it for forty years?"

You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!