it's jokes
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.
It means a lot!
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So many bots commenting so fúcking fix it!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
It's best not to say "Hail Satan" because he can't control the weather!
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;