it's jokes
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.