it's jokes
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.