it's jokes

Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!

I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

I've been told I've got a perfect cock.

She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.

Why did the fridge have lots of friends?

Cause it was COOL.

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.

Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.

This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔