it's jokes
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.