it's jokes

I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

How does a penguin build a house?

Igloos it together.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!

Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

How do you keep a bull from charging?

You take its credit card away.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.