it's jokes

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?

There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

Why do orphans hate family-size candy?

Because they can't share it with their family.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.

The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?

It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?

You would be dam unlucky.

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"

I said: "Why?"

My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"

I said: "KNEW IT!"