it's jokes
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.