it's jokes
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)