it's jokes

Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.

It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun. Now it’s an assault rifle.

I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?

Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.

I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.

What do you call it when school starts in Africa?

Black to school.

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.

But you gotta eat it!