it's jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
-E-
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.