it's jokes
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
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I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
It's sad someone has ligma.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .