it's jokes
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo so it would cut itself.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.