it's jokes
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Quote for the day.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Also, loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen :)
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.