it's jokes
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Women suck (GET IT?!)