it's jokes
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
My friends cosplay is it good
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.